Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes ((Un)Lucky Valley Series #3) Ebook
Ebook. Cozy Paranormal Mystery Romance. Book Three in the (Un)Lucky Valley series. Paranormal Romance, Romantic Comedy, Mystery.
Lily Goode expected her mother's inheritance to be disappointing. She was not expecting it to be this specific kind of disappointing: a three-story Victorian in Lucky Valley, Colorado that needs everything replaced, a yard occupied by more garden gnomes than any reasonable person would consider acceptable, and a distant relative named Aunt Polly who arrived in a skydiving suit and has not left.
The house also comes with Nolan Dawson, a home inspector whose job is to document everything wrong with the property. He is very good at his job. He shows up constantly. He finds things. He writes them down. He is infuriating in a way that is extremely inconvenient given that Lily needs to keep her head clear long enough to figure out if she can afford to fix this place or sell it.
Then the accidents start. Too many, too targeted, too conveniently timed to be ordinary bad luck. The town has blamed the Goode family for every misfortune in Lucky Valley for generations. Someone in it wants to keep it that way. Meanwhile the gnomes keep moving when no one is watching, Polly keeps insisting Lily is a witch, and Lily's hands keep doing things she cannot explain.
She came to assess the property and leave. The more someone tries to push her out, the less she wants to go.
She has every reason to leave. He has every reason to let her.
Tropes & Microtropes:
šļø Fixer-Upper / Inherited Haunted House
šŗ Werewolf Hero
š® Witch Awakening / Powers Discovered
š Grumpy Sunshine
š Amateur Sleuth / Cozy Mystery
š Mysterious Accidents / Someone Wants Her Gone
š Small Town Paranormal
š„ Family Baggage / Absent Mother
š Forced Proximity
š§ Eccentric Magical Aunt (Polly follows her from Maine)
šæ Sentient Garden Gnomes
š He Respects Her Competence
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About Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes ā (Un)Lucky Valley Book 3
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About Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes
Lily Goode inherits a ramshackle Victorian in Lucky Valley, Colorado, with more sentient garden gnomes than any reasonable person would want and a family reputation the town has blamed for decades. When targeted accidents start piling up and her hands start doing things she cannot explain, the infuriating home inspector may be the only person she can trust. Book Three of the COMPLETE (Un)Lucky Valley series.
Who Will Love This Book
- Perfect for you if you live for cozy paranormal mysteries where the romance simmers as slowly as the tea
- Readers who love quirky small-town supernatural worlds, eccentric found families, and one unforgettable aunt
- Fans of Bailey Cates, Heather Blake, and Annabel Chase who need their next obsession
- Anyone who wants a heroine discovering her magic, a hero who sees through her walls, and a mystery to solve along the way
- Sweet romance readers who love emotional depth, slow-burn attraction, and satisfying happily-ever-afters without explicit content
The (Un)Lucky Valley Series
COMPLETE SERIES. The (Un)Lucky Valley series follows a family of witches finding their power, their people, and their happily-ever-afters across two paranormal towns. Books 1 and 2 are set in Everlasting, Maine, and were originally part of the Happily Everlasting multi-author shared world. Books 3 through 5 follow the Goode family to Lucky Valley, Colorado, where an inherited Victorian, a yard of sentient garden gnomes, and generations of small-town suspicion are waiting. Each book pairs a new couple with a cozy mystery, and every romance ends complete.
(Un)Lucky Valley Series Reading Order
- Fooled Around and Spelled in Love (also Happily Everlasting Book 1)
- Curses and Cupcakes (also Happily Everlasting Book 2)
- Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes
- Any Witch Way But Goode
- A Potion for Your Thoughts
Shop the complete (Un)Lucky Valley series
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I read this book as a standalone?
Yes. Every book has its own complete romance and a satisfying ending. Reading in order adds depth, but each book stands on its own.
What is the heat level?
Sweet (closed-door). The romance is emotionally rich but explicit content stays off-page. Cozy paranormal with real romantic heart.
Is (Un)Lucky Valley connected to other Michelle M. Pillow series?
(Un)Lucky Valley is a complete standalone series and part of the Happily Everlasting shared world, a multi-author paranormal cozy crossover. Books 1 and 2 are also published as Happily Everlasting Books 1 and 2.
What formats is this book available in?
The ebook and signed paperback are available in the store. The audiobook, narrated by B.J. Harrison, is exclusive to Audible.
About Author Michelle M. Pillow
Michelle M. Pillow is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of more than 100 paranormal and sci-fi romance novels. Her work spans the Qurilixen World, Merely Mortal, Order of Magic, Warlocks MacGregor, and Realm Immortal, a catalog beloved by spicy romance readers who want immersive worldbuilding paired with high-heat romance. Explore her full catalog at MichellePillow.com.
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